Just abit of fun....

[phantomtek]

Shamelessly stolen....

Take The First Letter Of Your First Name...

A=I'd Love To Lick
B=I Deep-fried
C=I Dumped My Boyfriend For
D=I Had A One Night Stand With
E=Under My Bed I Have
F=I Sat On
G=I Saw
H=I'm In Love With
I=In My Room I Found
J=I Pushed
K=I Got In A Fight With
L=I Murdered
M=I Raped
N=I Ate
O=In My Freezer, I Found
P=I Molested
Q=I Talked On The Phone To
R=I Cheated On My Lover With
S=I'm Moving In With
T=I Just Killed
U=I Kicked And Robbed
V=I Skinned Alive
W=I Gave My Number To
X=I Marinated
Y=I Babysat
Z=I Traded My Mom For

Now Take The Fourth Letter Of Your Last Name...

A=a Hippopotamus
B=a Curly Fry
C=a Block Of Cheese
D=an Eraser
E=a Gay Hobo
F=your Mom
G=an Empty Tacobell Cup
H=a Greasy Paper Plate
I=a Spork
J=a Melted Orange Crayon
K=george Washington
L=a Piece Of Chewed Gum
M=a Sea Urchin
N=a Pair Of Granny Panties
O=orange Juice
P=your Bra
Q=a Bird
R=a Stop Sign
S=a Dustpan
T=a One Night Stand With Richard Nixon
U=a Random Girl
V=a Yellow Paperclip
W=a Pair Of Sneakers
X=a Turkey
Y=a Naked Old Lady
Z=a Jellybean

And post what it says!

I pushed a naked old lady

[Handsome]

I'd love to lick a stop sign!

I hope nobodys is MF!
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[White Noise]

MO

I Raped orange Juice

WN
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[Sparks!]

WTF

I Dumped My Boyfriend For a Spork

[Leggy_Girl]

NN

I ate a pair of granny panties
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[daz|n00by]

I Had A One Night Stand With George Washington.
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[binge]

What if you only have 3 letters in your Surname?
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[kal9001]

I Got In A Fight With [while having] a One Night Stand With Richard Nixon

mine dont make sense, but apparentley my GF likes sitting on stop signs
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[phantomtek]

[Groove]

Id like to lick a stop sign, please
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[NSR-Rulez]

I Molested a Greasy Paper Plate

I wondered what that mouldy plate was. lol



NSR-Rulez
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Present: Honda CBR 600 RR-5 + Suzuki SV650S-K4 + Mitsubishi FTO GPX

[Tom_N]

WTF
i just killed a gay hobo

[cqueen]

I dumped my boyfriend for a gay hobo!

[shaun_04]

I'm moving in with a pair of granny panties

[jay_666]

i pushed a curly fry......
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[tatters]

I'd Love To Lick a Pair Of Granny Panties
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[Whosthedaddy]

I got into a fight with an eraser
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[MattyB]

hrm, i'm a perverted fucker.. :S

I Raped a Pair Of Granny Panties

[Jrod]

I pushed orange Juice....


some of them are proper funny!

[NSR Mick]

I raped a gay hobo
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[Method]

I had a one night stand, with a curly fry

Laff at raping a gay hobo
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Full Test Dec 04... Suzuki GS500 Jan 05... Suzuki SV650 Mar 07... Gixxer 6 K5 May 08... Oh and my 'Rado
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[hedjehog]

I pushed your bra...



hedjehog
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[Suzuki]

I pushed a Block Of Cheese

How about Last letter of first name... and then First letter of last name?

.... I ate your bra.

Or maybe, the first letter of the town you were born in, followed by the first letter of your car/bike's model?

.... I Raped an Empty Tacobell Cup

I'm bored now.
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<Simple> no I'm shaven Jon
<Simple> it is a big enough hole.. I'll leave it now
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[zephyrgirl]

I skinned alive a hippopotamus.


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Fly away on my Zephyr?
I bloody wish.

[dr evil]

i raped a gay hobo
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not laughing anymore