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Fadel
Trackday Trickster



Joined: 06 Feb 2006
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PostPosted: 10:57 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I Dumped My Boyfriend For An Old Lady


Good job I ain't superstitious Rolling Eyes
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CoronaBoner
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PostPosted: 13:13 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I Just Killed a stop sign.


Sounds about right Wink
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Mr Perfik
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PostPosted: 14:56 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I murderd a stop sign too!!!
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Mr Perfik
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PostPosted: 15:02 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suzuki wrote:
I pushed a Block Of Cheese Confused

How about Last letter of first name... and then First letter of last name?

.... I ate your bra.

Or maybe, the first letter of the town you were born in, followed by the first letter of your car/bike's model?

.... I Raped an Empty Tacobell Cup

I'm bored now.


I raped orange juice

N

I dumped my boyfriend for a naked old lady!!!
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freckles
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I moved in with (and had) A one night stand with Richard Nixon, and as if that's not bad enough, my boyfriend Cheated on me by having a one night stand with him too Shocked

Sam.
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quacker_boy
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PostPosted: 16:40 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i dumped my boyfriend for a block of cheese,

SHIT! i've been had! Laughing
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riichy
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i cheated on my lover with a Greasy Paper Plate Shocked ...sorry mcgee Wink
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Andy C
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PostPosted: 19:01 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i love to lick a block of cheese, i think i could have done that before!!
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Katie
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whosthedaddy wrote:
I got into a fight with an eraser Sad


Haha, so did I! Very Happy Thumbs Up
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Wooly R6
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I Had A One Night Stand With a Piece Of Chewed Gum
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Wooly R6
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PostPosted: 23:52 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

this would have been a good one had it been on the list

I JUST MURDERED A MUSLIM!!!! Evil or Very Mad
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Ritzah
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PostPosted: 23:58 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweet, 'I Murdered an Empty Tacobell Cup ' Cool
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Wave2k
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PostPosted: 00:51 - 08 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a one night stand with a spork.
whatever that is.
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tokarev
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PostPosted: 01:13 - 08 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dumped my boyfriend for a random girl.

wave2k wrote:
I had a one night stand with a spork.
whatever that is.


It is a cross between a spoon and a fork. Like those plastic ones that KFC give with the meals. Mmmmm KFC...
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Gazdaman
I did a trackday!!!



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PostPosted: 02:33 - 08 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw a gay hobo Sad

Gaz
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Kaben
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PostPosted: 12:15 - 08 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i cheated on my lover with an eraser ????? Neutral
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freestyler_onli
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PostPosted: 12:35 - 08 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I raped a stop sign. Shocked

I didnt think anyone saw me.............
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Dazbo666
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PostPosted: 12:57 - 08 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Hello, my name's Dazbo, this is my 1st visit to Pantie-holics Anonymous and I'm a pantie-holic Crying or Very sad
I had a one night stand with a pair of granny panties"
Embarassed Rolling Eyes
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lozzypop1
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PostPosted: 13:14 - 08 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i murdered an empty taco bell cup Rolling Eyes
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Sadie
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PostPosted: 13:34 - 08 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I murdered an eraser!
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Dragonfly
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PostPosted: 12:53 - 09 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

ide love to lick a one night stand with richard nixon! Shocked yuk lo

my other half is "i had a one night stand with a dustbin! lol l
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