In my defence

[phantomtek]

[daz|n00by]

I can see a BCF meet comming soon.
Now that would be funny, 30 bikers waiting outside the gym in a line waiting to ask her out for the bloke over there hiding behind the drinks machine .
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"I`m a tool, one with just enough intelligence to know it, just enough spirit to resent it...but not enough backbone to do anything about it. " Siggi 2006 pure class.

[White Noise]

[cqueen]

Even if the receptionist did pass on the message, shes not gonna ring is she?

1) she has no idea who this weird stalker guy is
2) what a wussey, he cant even come & talk to me.

Im not saying that I could do any better, but thats how she'll look at it.

[numark1]

Yeh i was saying to scott, next monday fuck it go up to her start talking, if it goes bad run away crying like a little girl and change my identity to steve smith.

If it goes well show her this thread and pwn everyone.

Goin to bed now, feel like absolute crap. No doubt i'll be back up at 4 again.

[CoronaBoner]

This is some funny shit
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Cluck cluck chicken

[Silver]

[riichy]

[R6jonny]

awesome yoko good work


hahaha
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"simply because she is a female and is thus her actions largely make no sense whatsoever by default"

[RickHolt]

You say the place is full of squadies, you want some blonde girl to notice you, and you've got a mate that's up for a laugh...

Sounds like 'She's lost.. That lovin' feelin'

Do it.

Do it.



Oh and make a recording.

[Silver]

Mark, loving the your new custom title...

Good work Korn!

[binge]

markcatate, Im in a similar situation to you, But the girl I see all the time, I actually talk to her.

Its just, when Im chattin to her in the shop she works In, Its kinda hard to ask her if she wants to come out one night somwhere because she works with her mom!

The one Chance I did get to ask her out on a "date" or whatever was when she brought her 106 round to the Depot for her backbox changing. I was the fitter too!

I Booked the job out, Sorted out the reciept and everything! And yea, I bottled out!



But yea, You gota get some pictures up man! and that phone call is funny as!
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[plugger147]

scared of girl,want's to know how to do his hair,want's to know how to get dirt from under his nail's,I see a pattern there.

well done yoko,top job.
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[numark1]

lol you dicks im not scared of girls, scared of mums.

[distortion]

All im going to say at this moment in time is



Watch this space people

[numark1]

You don't know how determined i am now!!!

I will get her to sign up as well and help me abuse silver even more.

The only reason he's doing this is because he knows im gonna whip him on the track and he's trying to scare me off.

Fear not my smooth headed friend.

[lilredmachine]

I bet she's 14.
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[Kaben]

[Dom]

Lmao, nice one Yoko, sweet custom title you've got there Mark.
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Photos and that

[Craggles]

genious.
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[McGee]

Yoko I love you man
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Jrod]

Aww scared of girls!

[riichy]

loving the costom title
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[phantomtek]

Velcro Gloves:

Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.

Gloves with palms and fingers covered with velcro, used to hold onto wool. Rumoured to be found at most shops in rural towns close to sheep. Very useful when your a Sheep Shagger. Stops the sheep from running away during intercourse.


LOL LOL

[Silver]